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ON THE CATWALK!

Toddler Property Laws:

If I like it, it's mine.

If it's in my hand, it's mine.

If I can take it away from you, it's mine.

If I had it a while ago, it's mine.

If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

If it looks like mine, it's mine.

If I saw it first, it's mine.

If you're playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

If it's broken, it's yours.

ARE YOU MY MAMA?

Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
Mashed potatoes on the ceiling.
Green beans on the floor.
Stewed tomatoes in the corner.
Squash upon the door.

Pickled peppers in my pocket.
Spinach up my sleeves.
Carrots in my underpants with
leeks and lettuce leaves.                                                                                          CLICK HERE!

Okra, onions, artichokes,
asparagus and beets;
buried neatly underneath the
cushions of our seats.

All the rest I've hidden in my socks
and down my shirt.
I'm done with all my vegetables.
I'm ready for dessert!
--Kenn Nesbit

I Bought My Mom an Apple

I bought my mom an apple
but it wasn't red or green;
it was more like bluish-purple
or some color in-between.

I wouldn't call the blueberries
I bought her very blue;
they were rather reddish-orange
like a dark vermilion hue.

The oranges I got for her
weren't orange as you'd think;
they were turquoise on the inside
and the outer peels were pink.

The strawberries I purchased
weren't particularly red;
They were white with purple polka dots
and silver stripes instead.

I got all these by shopping
where I'd never shopped before.
That's the last time I buy groceries
at the Rainbow Grocery Store!
--Kenn Nesbitt